Flower Show

Okay, I get it, every year we have a flower show at the convention center. I'm sure it's great for all those seasonal affective disorder types who are dying to see some spring (who am I kidding, I am craving some sun right about now, too). But...why do these grandma's and stay at home mom's take the early morning train that all us commuters take to see the damn flowers? They f***ing talk the entire time they are on the train! I factor in my 1 hour commute as an extra hour of sleep I get each day, so I am pissed when I am in a train car with grandma's fighting over what USED to be by the Jo-Ann fabrics at their nearest strip mall or stay at home mom's talking about the new low sodium turkey burgers the school has at their child's cafeteria. For God's sake shut the F up! I need my 1 hour of sleep before I get to the office and sit like a lump in a chair for 8 hours and lose my sight looking at numbers in 6 font in excel spreadsheets.